Alex Francois-Nienaber

Cook Jokes

Here are the best "Cook Jokes" that were made during the offering of Prof. Steve Cook's 2013-2014 complexity (463) and logic (438) courses ^_^.

Best Cook Jokes:

1. You just got Cookblocked!

• rationale: You are talking with a classmate when a pretty CS girl approaches you, however, it is only to stand in line to speak with Cook after lecture
• credit: Sean

3. You can Cook a Karp but you can't Karp a Cook

• rationale: Karp (and others) praised Cook's ground breaking work
• credit: Av

2. If you had Rice, you could Cook almost anything

• rationale: If you have ever taken a Cook class, you know that it is forbidden to use Rice's theorem
• credit: Lex

4. I think he Cooked the books...

• rationale: Says fellow student as Cook writes his own theorems on the blackboard and gives the reference in Sipser
• credit: Av

5. What's he Cooking up today?

• rationale: You are entering BA1220 as you hear these words, needless to say it never gets old
• credit: Sean

6. I compiled all the notes into a nice Cookbook

• rationale: Print out all the notes from Cook's lectures and staple them together
• credit: Lex