June 09, 2015

I refuse to review Utsu Musume Sayuri. It has no business being reviewed, or for that matter being rated. As surrealism it paradoxically lacks both meaning and a lack of meaning; as porn it serves more like a middle school abstinence-only sex education shock video. Asking me to review it as an anime critic is the same as asking me to review the experience of stubbing my toe on a phallus made of green Play-Doh. Interestingly enough I would rate the experience a 2/10, which still puts it higher than Ninja Nonsense, and things will stay that way until the day I choke on the Play-Doh boner and die.

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