This is the output from the method described in the following paper for (roughly) the first week of August 2012 edited to include only those tweets which appear to be desribing a lexical blend.

Paul Cook. Using social media to find English lexical blends. In Proceedings of the 15th EURALEX International Congress (EURALEX 2012), pages 846–854, Oslo, Norway. .pdf

Each line gives a blend, its automatically identified source words, a link to the tweet in which the blend was identified, and a link to the live Twitter stream for the identified blend type.

assteroids ass steroids identified live

awazing awesome amazing identified live

awksome awkward awesome identified live

awkweird awkward weird identified live

bananagans banana shenanigans identified live

baphuckery baphoonery fuckery identified live

beezer beers geezer identified live

bironth birthday month identified live

bitchoes bitches hoes identified live

blatino black latino identified live

bossome boss awesome identified live

brainberries brain blueberries identified live

brinner breakfast dinner identified live

budarita bud margarita identified live

celebwitter celebrity twitter identified live

charaweenies character weenies identified live

chinglish chinese english identified live

chubes chest pubes identified live

clatchet classy ratchet identified live

claymation clay animation identified live

clopen closed open identified live

cowdom cows kingdom identified live

didiot dickhead idiot identified live

dipshidiot dipshit idiot identified live

drancing drunken dancing identified live

drankles drinking ankles identified live

drugstep drugs dubstep identified live

drunch drunk brunch identified live

eacther each other identified live

embarrassadors embarrass ambassadors identified live

excivous excited nervous identified live

expresso extra espresso identified live

fashgasm fashion orgasm identified live

fauxrage faux outrage identified live

fedorable fedora adorable identified live

filanter filthy banter identified live

flanter flirty banter identified live

flommel floor pommel identified live

frienemy friend enemy identified live

frister friend sister identified live

fuckstep fuck dubstep identified live

fungry fucking hungry identified live

gaugust games august identified live

glamper glamping camper identified live

glocal global local identified live

gnarnage gnarly carnage identified live

godawesome godawful awesome identified live

gorgeable gorgeous adorable identified live

grawesome great awesome identified live

grisgusting gross disgusting identified live

grolar grizzly polar identified live

gromato grape tomato identified live

grustle grind hustle identified live

gryffinpuff gryffindor hufflepuff identified live

hairmet hair helmet identified live

halfrican half african identified live

hilazing hilarious amazing identified live

horngry horny hungry identified live

ideaction ideas action identified live

jazeem jazzy reem identified live

julielmo julie elmo identified live

kramping kramers camping identified live

legiterally legitimately literally identified live

librady library lady identified live

loften long often identified live

lolove lol love identified live

manpage man rampage identified live

manries man fairies identified live

mcflurreo mcflurry oreo identified live

misdevious mischievious devious identified live

moddler monster toddler identified live

mongover montys hangover identified live

nastard nasty bastard identified live

netstumbler network stumbler identified live

obesetes obesity diabetes identified live

obligationships obligated relationships identified live

ominoballs ominous amazeballs identified live

ospring osprey offspring identified live

paynetastic payne fantastic identified live

peenie penis weenie identified live

perverences perv preferences identified live

phlochte phelps lochte identified live

readpo reading typo identified live

reggay reggae gay identified live

retuote retweeting quote identified live

ridicument ridiculous argument identified live

sexpats sexy expats identified live

shorkie shih yorkie identified live

slytherclaw slytherin ravenclaw identified live

socialympics social olympics identified live

sparsh sparse harsh identified live

stefnator stefan terminator identified live

strama stress drama identified live

strool stress school identified live

stupsurdity stupidity absurdity identified live

sushirt sushi shirt identified live

tangover tan hangover identified live

terrid terrible horrid identified live

thuesday thursday tuesday identified live

tomorning tomorrow morning identified live

toolish tool foolish identified live

trampire tramp vampire identified live

trilth trill truth identified live

troubulations troubles tribulations identified live

twaped twitter raped identified live

twatching tweets watching identified live

twealing tweet stealing identified live

tweefing twitter beefing identified live

twends tweeps friends identified live

twexting tweeting texting identified live

twiend twitter friend identified live

twindex twinde index identified live

twittis twitter tennis identified live

twooping tweeting pooping identified live

upvance upgrade advance identified live

utilidors utility corridors identified live

vanurbation van masturbation identified live

wankumder wanker bumder identified live

wholphins whale dolphins identified live

whooty white booty identified live

winsday winners wednesday identified live

woladies woah ladies identified live

yoonwon yoona siwon identified live