Patent Pending
My buddy, Verne, a precocious automobile wizard, and I were inspired
to do some inventing on our own. We thought that would be feasible to 
park a car parallel to a space on the street. Then, by pressing a button,
we could raise the four tires off ground slightly. After dropping two
special wheels perpendicular to the curb, it would then be a child's play
to roll into the narrowest of parking lots. We took the idea to Mr. Eddie, who
runs a Ford agency in order to elicit his reaction. After a perfunctory
glance at our plan, to our chagrin he snorted that our idea was inane, but
we decided that he was just jealous of our brilliance. Tomorrow we are going
to start on computer which will enable us to measure the intelligence of 
the perverse automobile agency who likes to deride the efforts of young
genius.


Red-letter day--My red-letter day came when I was chosen as senior 
class president.
(day of happiness, time for rejoicing)