Microsoft Office "Work at home" licence

I can provide you with any version of Microsoft Office for your personal computer while you are a full-time student here, but with severe restrictions, and you have to sign a form promising to keep to them.

The rules are:

I apologize for this, but our hands are tied, because that's Microsoft's rules for the availability of this software, and under current law they're apparently allowed to impose such rules. I suggest using "free software" such as "Libre Office".