Re: Your Grades
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The lyrics are reworked from Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo

This is the reworked 2018 version. A recording of the 2017 version is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBCuXNn8BD8

Hey it's Prof. Guerzhoy
From the office down the hall
What's your student number? 
How've you been?

Things have been okay for me
Except I'm a professor now
I really wish you'd let us in

And I think I speak for all of us 
When I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
But despite your strong dissent
Exam's worth seventy percent (WITH AN AUTOFAIL)

Chorus:
All we wanna do is eat your grades
We're not unreasonable
I mean most of you are gonna pass
All we wanna do is eat your grades
If you're not sleeping here you're gonna fail the class

And if you open up the door, we'll all come inside
And eat your grades

I don't wanna nitpick here
But is this really your plan
Spend the whole month locked in the EngSci lounge?
Maybe it's okay for now, but next week the exams will have begun
And soon you'll have to take the plunge

Not surprised you haven't really thought it through enough
I have seen your code and well, it's not really up to snuff
So grade is what we do, and this month we're grading you
(VERY FAIRLY)

(Chorus)

Gotta go to lecture now
Maybe we could wrap this up
I know you'll get that iron ring somehow (How?)
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who are grading behind the door
I think we'll table this for now

I see your degrees value is increasing as we speak
We're upholding standards here, it's not some fit of pique
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I fail you so bad

(Chorus)