A Profile of the Woman Who Drinks to Excess The typical alcoholic woman is above average in intelligence, in her forties, married, having two children. She started drinking socially in high school or college. Although frequently incapacitated, she can fabricate a story skillfully and thus conceal her real physical conditions. She often attributes her alcoholism to connubial stress, boredom, or depression. A large percentage of the women give family histories of alcoholism. Most female drinkers would demur at the appellation of "alcoholic"--that makes their treatment all the more difficult. in apple-pie order--The house was in dreadful condition when Mrs. Maslow arrived, but when she left it was in apple-pie order. (in neat order, good condition.)