Female Alcoholics
When we juxtapose the words "woman" and "alcoholic" many readers are
surprised. However, the plight of America's several million female 
alcoholics is rapidly increasing in intensity. The statistics is
inexact because it is underestimated that there are nine covert
alcoholics for every one under treatment. women drink to help
themselves to cope with the life's vicissitudes. They drink because of
the financial pressures, incompatibility, frustration, and related 
reasons.

Barmecide feast--The committee always boasts about its luncheon, but to 
my way of thinking it's a real Barmedice feast.
(pretended generosity.)